Clint "Homer" Townsend
Class of 1986
This is my personal website with information on how to order my book, the new television commercial, schedule of appearances for signings & e-mail. All books ordered from my website through PayPal will be sold at retail ( $16.99+ shipping ) autographed & shipped immediately. All friends and CLASSMATES coworkers who E-MAIL ME FROM MY WEBSITE ON THE CONTACT PAGE (email@example.com) for alternate ordering options, pay only $12 + shipping ($3 dollars...$15 total) for an autographed copy that will also ship immediately.
Ordering my book is SO easy, why, even a mathematician from MIT can do it... WITHOUT AN ABACUS! Simply send me one check or money order for $275 a week for one full year & I will e-mail you one page a day of the manuscript. That way you'll REALLY let the suspense build. I'm just kidding... I only need $175 a week.
In all seriousness. Please send a check or money order payable to:
Uno Tejano, LLC
1620 Townsend Glen
Blanchard , Oklahoma 73010
As soon as I receive your check & address where you would like to have the book sent, I will autograph it, pack it up and skip happily to & fro to the post office and send it on its way.
I originally wrote "The Folds" as a manuscript for a movie. Now that the book version is available, I will be making my first submission to a production company next week (Every Tribe Productions, "The Tip of the Spear").
My book is also available on the following websites, but can take anywhere from 3-4 weeks for delivery & WILL NOT BE AUTOGRAPHED.
I'm also shooting for a road trip to New Mexico for a series of book signings in mid-October.
Thanks for your time & support,
Homer (class of '86)
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