Luke Hannel

Clarence High School

Class of 1996

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Luke Hannel - Class of 1996 - Clarence High School

First Name	Luke
Last Name	Hannel
Graduation Year	Class of 1996
Gender	Male
Hometown	Clarence, New York
Relationship Status	Married
About Me	My head like my apartment is an overcrowded fucking mess, full of shit that takes up space and causes stress. I need you to shut your mouth and please give it a rest and leave me be... -I come from apes if you believe Darwin; a rib or a hunk of mud if you don't; or a stork if your parents haven't gotten around to giving you 'the talk" yet -I think a burger n' fries is the greatest food ever -I think Tom Petty is the burger n' fries of rock n' roll -I live with my eventually-to-be-ex-wife's cousin, which is not nearly as awkward as one would think -I like contractions... -I like ellipses more than contractions... -I think there's nothing wrong with drinking early so long as you've decided to drink all day -I don't understand why beer is bad for you while Grape-Nuts are good. Barley is barley... -I think Mel Brooks was a greater comic genius than Monty Python, but The Holy Grail runs circles around any single Mel Brooks film -I was named after a saint, a movie character and a country singer -I haven't slept for 10 days because that would just be way, way, way too long -I think political elections are nothing more than an endless beauty contest between the Elephant Man and a leper -I've lost almost 80 pounds on the "don't eat but drink a lot diet". I was going to write a self-help diet book but I figured the title was really self-explanatory -I once self-published a comic book -I hate the interweb -I hate phones more -My mobile phone is a a rotary duct-taped to an 8-track and a polaroid camera. It weighs almost forty pounds and isn't all that mobile... -I think humanity is over-rated -I think sunlight is how the devil gets inside you -I think Alcoholics Anonymous is a misnomer -I think the mass of people are idiots -I think therefore I am, or at least I think I might be, unless I'm not thinking straight which means I might not have ever been, I thi...(read more)