Waupaca High School Alumni
Waupaca, Wisconsin (WI)
Jason Machamer
Waupaca High School
Class of 1999
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JASON'S PROFILE
| First Name | Jason |
| Last Name | Machamer |
| Graduation Year | Class of 1999 |
| Gender | Male |
| Current Location | Ishpeming, Michigan |
| Hometown | Waupaca, Wisconsin |
| Relationship Status | Married |
| About Me | I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer, I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration team. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who has seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and all my bills are paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed...(read more) |
Class of 1999 Alumni
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Class of 1986
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Class of 2007
Andrew Sonn
Class of 2003
Jason Rhodes
Class of 1998
Jaime Schmit
Class of 1994
Carl Sanders
Class of 2000
Jennifer Johnson
Class of 1998
Steven Chase
Class of 2005
Matt Rice
Class of 1989
Tina Petersen
Class of 1995
Katy Knueppel
Class of 1997
Joel Johnson
Class of 1997
Robert Bonnell
Class of 1967
Marcie Cook
Class of 1997
Mark Prahl
Class of 1976
Tracey Schwalbe
Class of 1981
Matt Spence
Class of 1998
Shawn Larson
Class of 1984
Bruce Gunderson
Class of 1950
Dena Mantz
Class of 1988
Kristine Ketchum
Class of 1984
Brian Burow
Class of 2001
Brittany Briones
Class of 2013
Matthew Myers
Class of 2003
Recent Class of 1999 Reunions
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Waupaca High School All-Class Reunion
Invited Classes: All Classes
Date: Jul 04, 2015
Description: First Annual Waupaca High School All-Class Reunion. No fee or registration required for this casual meet-and-greet not-...(read more)