Ken Lamb

South Albany High School

Class of 1977

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Ken Lamb - Class of 1977 - South Albany High School

First Name	Ken
Last Name	Lamb
Graduation Year	Class of 1977
Gender	Male
Hometown	Corvallis, Oregon
Relationship Status	Single
About Me	"Barns burnt down, now I can see the moon"." He who sings prays twice"," Music is to important of a thing to leave in the hands of the professional". People are just hell bent to see me change and I wont have it. I tell people to cool their jets, water down the flame, clear the smoke and and take a break, this cowboy has a big enough heard to keep corralled if you get my drift. I like spaghetti. I like board games. I like finding a nickle on the side walk I like Lyle Lovett the sound of kids playing in the summer the way my hair feels when its long enough to touch my back, I like green Beans boiled with garlic and olive oil, ripe sweet water melon, I like smiling baby's, scrabble, old couples who still hold hands, I love waking up after taking a 2 Minuit nap especially if its at the opera, That ozone smell you get from air purifiers. And I like knowing the space between my ears is immeasurable. Mahler's first and Bernstein conducting. You've got to think about all the things you like and decide whether they're worth sticking around for I'm not a bad man just a bad gigolo a bad wizard and even a bad gate keeper, keeper of the key and a lousy sod buster, bolder blaster and jackhammer operator but I'm a good man dammit A GOOD MAN I TELL YOU Oh I'm not the horse whisper or the great livestock auctioneer nor am I a crab boat, tug boat, or steam boat operator, I cant walk a tight rope, throw a pot or eat a 12 pound steak, wrestle an alligator I couldn't throw a fast ball or hit a hole in one, I have no desire to cut down a 2000 year old tree with a chain saw or harvest 200 acres of potatoes, corn or rye grass. I don't eat brains or kidneys but i will eat tongue heart and liver. I cant deal with sunflower seeds but toss me a pomegranate any day of the week . I got no gun I keep all my money in the monopoly game in the hall closest I always drink from a glass or bottle my nails are naturally salon perfect, I have amazing catlike agility, every itch i have ever had has been intense, I fought the law and the law won, I sleep on my side, cry at dead dog movies and refuse to act my age I don't wear a wig cuz im bald, nor have had a full facial reconstruction operation, or had my legs straighten. I blew up a model airplane with a fire cracker at age 14, licked a windshield for no reason (Kristen Osborn Will Vouch for that). I danced with a copy machine, whacked a pick up truck with a bull whip with a smile on my face, I never peel carrots before I eat them or drive monster trucks, I tangle up everything own that can be tangled and I wear dress shoes instead of tennis shoes. I maintain a full time job, I managed to learn almost everything I was taught in school and yet barley graduate with a D- average. I wave at strangers . I like my asparagus mushy, don't like butter on popcorn, I like to skip, after the first 10 pieces of salt water taffy I can't tell the difference in flavor. I haven't eaten pancakes since 1975 and never will again. I once tried to smoke enough pot to taste the fruit in spinata wine. I believe in station wagons and tent camping I believe France is nestled between New Zealand and Australia, I can sneeze with my eyes open. I think all snowflakes look alike, my longest ongoing relationship as an adult has been with a utility company, I'm a hopeless Romantic, I can and will if requested name all four of the Beatles, My biggest regret in life is that I never married or had children, I cant in anyway play any musical interments, I have an addictive personality with a cosmopolitan flair, my cat both hates and loves me, I enjoy myself, I hope to someday work in the roller derby industry, and I would rather eat link sausages and challah bread french toast and fruit cups than cheerios. I miss my grand parents especially on Holidays I miss Jerry Garcia, Jimmy Stewart I will never kill my television I am already against the next war, I could listen to Elvis Costello singing Pump it up a billion times but I could care less if i ever hear magic carpet ride, stair way to heaven, Jesus loves me ever again, I think ode to billy Joe is a great song . I love Mickey from the monkees voice especially I'm not your stepping stone, and I wear a size 12 shoe. and if it weren't fo...(read more)