Hello fellow Eagles, it is me, Akhmoud. Wow, can anyone believe that it has been nine years since we were at Skyllne? I am doing great things for the world. You may remember me as a shy, introverted person. Not so anymore. I watched Taladega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby. It was so funny. It seriously changed my life forever. I try to make funny jokes to help peple smile, just like Will Ferrell. I started my own company, where I am now real rich. I sell my greeting cards ideas to Hallmark. They love them a lot. Perhaps you have received one, like "Congratulations on your 11th birthday son. You are on your way!" The card has a picture of a boy on a school bus waving at his parents as he is leaving. To the general eye, that is all it is, but the implication of a boy journeying to manhood is strong. I have some humorous ones too, such as "happy 29th birthday sister, even though you are really 38."