Michael Evett

Scottsboro High School

Class of 2007

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Michael Evett - Class of 2007 - Scottsboro High School

First Name	Michael
Last Name	Evett
Graduation Year	Class of 2007
Gender	Male
Current Location	Colorado Springs, Colorado
Hometown	Scottsboro, Alabama
Relationship Status	Married
About Me	Somehow I'm twenty-six years old. I have a wonderful wife and daughter. I used to be a cool kid and play Army. Now I'm just a disgruntled Veteran. I play with Utility poles for the time being. I like tunage. Death metal is my go to for toe tappin' delight. I used to draw, design and dabble in photography. Now everyone does these things, so I don't. Hipster style. At one point in my life, I had a rather intelligent vocabulary and could write like nobodies business. It has now all been replaced with the most obscene vulgarities ever known. If you know me well enough, I'm probably the leader of the pessimist club. I hate the majority of things in this world, including people. I legitimately hate everyone. I'm not a good conversationalist, I talk when I want to and only if it interests me. I do have a "smartphone", it's a great MP3 player, GPS and YouTube monitor. It's not used for text messages or phone calls, I enjoy face to face reality type stuff. I have a passion for firearms, blowing shit up and killing helpless animals to feast on them. You can take your anti-gun, anti-hunting agenda and shove it up your ass. I don't do religion. Please refrain from telling me anything about anything religious. I've read the bible numerous times, I don't believe in it. If you'd like to debate with me about it, feel free. I love doing it, it's absolutely one of my favourite things to do. I won't be open about my religious views, unless asked nor will I judge you on yours unless you decide to push anything towards me. I haven't believed in a " God" in over ten years, multiple near death experiences and what not and I'm still set in my ways. If you want to talk Muslim stuff, I'm thick skulled I don't listen. All terrorists, religion of peace my ass, etc, etc. I was a grunt in the Army, I hate Muslims. I'll judge the entire religion because of what I have seen. After that, I'll go ahead and state. . . "I AM NOT A RACIST". Yes, I fully believe that some racial stereotypes exist because people choose to fit into them. Do I hate black, yellow, blue, tan, white people? No. I hate all of you in general but as far as race, it has nothing to do with it. My nearest and dearest friends are a mad mixture of races and most of them I'd literally take a bullet for. What I do hate? White people that act like little gangsters and try and be something they aren't. Motherfuckers, you're from hickass Scottsboro, Alabama. You haven't seen the true ghetto, you're not a fucking " blood" and goddamnit stop saying "nigga" every second word! Especially on social media, everytime I see that shit I just wish someone would crush your face in with a brick. On the topic of crushing faces. If you feel the need to bad mouth the Military. Not the President, not Congress and not the decisions made by them. The Military, the men and women who gave everything to protect the freedoms we love, you know the ones who go day to do with nothing while you cry over bullshit. I'll rip you apart, if you say it to my face, please go ahead and call the Police and the Paramedics because I'm more than likely going to hurt you. Like I said, I don't care about the President or his minions. Our service members do it for our Country, for their families and ours. I don't care what you think you've heard about what the Military does, I reassure you we do not do as much bad shit as we are made out to do. The ones that actually do those things are locked away. I don't want to hear your 9/11 conspiracies. I'll enjoy talking conspiracies and government coverups anytime, but if you go on about 9/11 you're going to piss me off. Let's talk aliens instead, I'm all about extraterrestrial life! Enough of that. Back to nonsense. Why am I even doing this? Who reads this anyways?! This isn't MySpace, there isn't a badass song playing on my profile and I don't have a top eight. . . . So, obviously I miss MySpace. That shit was the mad notes. Have I mentioned I hate describing myself in an about me sort of situation? I can totally describe others, just not myself. But screw it, this is killing an insomnia filled evening and if you take the time out of your day to read this, well either you're bored, nosey or we are actually good friends and you'll appreciate my stupidity. So. . . I love bacon. I'm batshit crazy about Pepsi. Seriously, Pepsi is to me as methamphetamines are to a tweaker. I've smoked cigarettes, for nearly 10 years and I hate myself for ever starting. It's seriously my biggest regret in my entire life. I'm all for trying things once, please NEVER try tobacco. Outside of guns, bacon and loving America. I'm not a normal "man" I suppose. I hate football, hockey and baseball. My thing is futbol (soccer for you pansies). Oh yeah, I go apeshit over bass fishing. I'm a audiophile, I'm all about perfect sounding music. I suppose it came with a love for car audio and now being deaf. What else can I ramble on about? I used to love reading, hate it now. Well, not so much hate as I don't have the patience and time. Minus the time I'm wasting doing this, totally could have read some chapters. Uhhhh. . . I'm colour blind if you didn't already know and NO I don't see in black and white for the millionth time. I hate Will Ferrell and Jim Carrey. Weird right? Will Ferrell plays the same dumbass person in every role. I lost all respect for Jim Carrey after his anti-gun nonsense. Sorry, crucify me. Fuck politics. Fuck bad weather. Fuck drunk drivers. Fuck today's moronic youth and piss poor parenting. Fuck these wannabe thugs stealing and hurting innocent people. If you are over the age of 23 and have the need to say "fuck the police". You really need to grow the fuck up, the cops don't come after you unless your doing something wrong. The rest of us left that teenage bullshit behind us, let it go and be an adult. . . Yeah, I hate a lot. So, I'm tired of this. Its long and drawnout and probably a bit abusing of what it's designed for. But, seriously if you took the time to read this. Major props! If you want to know anything else about me, just ask. Don't expect me to tell you and if you hit me with "tell me about yourself..." We're never getting anywhere, you won't be satisfied with the simple answer I'll give you. Don't waste your time to tell me to refrain from cursing. I can reassure you what I put online is severely less than how I talk. Before it is mentioned, I don't curse in front of my daughter, I do my best to make sure that she doesn't have my vocabulary as she already has my attitude. Don't worry about telling me, "what if an employer or your boss see's your Facebook. Social media is key in hiring today". My shit is more locked down and private than Area 51, I make sure there is nothing publically available on a weekly basis, its cal...(read more)