Samuel Gompers High School Alumni
Bronx, New York (NY)
Gideon Bane
Samuel Gompers High School
Class of 1986
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GIDEON'S PROFILE
| First Name | Gideon |
| Last Name | Bane |
| Graduation Year | Class of 1986 |
| Gender | Male |
| About Me | Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scro...(read more) |
Class of 1986 Alumni and Other Nearby Classes
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Caliph Boone
Class of 2005
Joseph Rodriguez
Class of 1998
Saul Cornell
Class of 1955
Kevin Johnson
Class of 2007
Raymond Santana
Class of 1982
Carmen Colon
Class of 1988
Lew Walters
Class of 1964
Felix Arroyo
Class of 1980
Sergio Carrion
Class of 1966
Tatiana Jones
Class of 2015
Alfred Richardson
Class of 1982
Dangy Mancebo
Class of 1998
Nelson Izquierdo
Class of 1987
Margaret Brenes
Class of 1995
Rohan Keating
Class of 1989
Michael J Muzyka
Class of 1965
Maralin Santana
Class of 2006
Christopher Singleton
Class of 1956
Recent Class of 1986 Reunions
Plan a Class of 1986 Reunion for Free
Alumni Dinner Dance
Invited Classes: All Classes
Date: May 13, 2011
Description: The dinner dance will provide an opportunity to relive past memories, rekindle old friendships, celebrate the impact Gom...(read more)