Candy Parker

Salisbury High School

Class of 2005

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Candy Parker - Class of 2005 - Salisbury High School

First Name	Candy
Last Name	Parker
Graduation Year	Class of 2005
Gender	Female
Current Location	Salisbury, North Carolina
Hometown	Salisbury, North Carolina
Relationship Status	Single
About Me	Sometimes I think I am too awkward to be around live human beings... I should not be allowed to communicate. I prefer frozen pancakes to real ones. I still believe in fairies. I like to color. I rarely sleep, and if I do I sleep too much. Funnily enough I don't like candy. I avidly play my super nintendo. I smoke, and I know I shouldn't. I don't have an excuse, I just like my cigarettes. I'm addicted to movies. I talk to the man in the moon when I'm sad. I also talk to Orion when I can see him, he knows all my secrets. I love to dance, but I'm bad at it. I have panic attacks in cars, and feel safer on the back of a harley. My ass looks amazing in spandex. I like chocolate ice cream. I like the way mud squishes between my toes. I take walks in thunderstorms. I am an empath. I have this deep fear that people never see me clearly. I have never been in a fight. I love Batman. I give the best advice, but I never listen to myself or anyone else. I have seen it rain on one side of the road and not the other. I have two little girls, and sometimes i feel like I'm so busy making up for their dad that I lose myself as a mom. I have elf ears. I wish I looked like Bette Davis. I liked plenty of stuff before it was cool, so does that make me a hipster? Labels are stoopid. I love fried food. I wish I could be a vampire, and told this to my first grade teacher when she asked what I wanted to be when I grew up. I don't function well as a normal person. I hate all forms of medication, but I have learned to give in when I need to. I have been in two places at once. I think my family is insane, and that says a lot coming from me. I enjoy silence, but I usually talk through it. I collect sunglasses and hats. I hate my birthday. I don't like it when people I'm not close to touch me. I love to write. I like the person that I have become, but sometimes I get lost. I wish I was capable of building things. I like to climb trees. I once broke my collar bone from falling out of a chair. I got picked on a lot as a kid. I make a wish at 11:11. I have fallen in love with someone that I never met. I'm not perfect, but I'm pretty. I like to go grocery shopping in my pjs. I love having nightmares (the BOO scary kind, not the emotional scary kind). Reading the complete works of Shakespeare by 4th grade has not helped me become more poetic. I don't own a gun because I would use it. Sometimes I know I am too trusting, and sometimes I don't think I ever really trust anyone. I have a stained glass fairy made in my image. I'm a terrible housekeeper. I'm pretty keen on the idea that a hat hides my bad hair, and glasses hide my face if I'm wearing no make-up. I have OCD, but not the kind you've seen on TV. I'm one of the most optimistic and hopeful people you will ever encounter, but the realist inside me sneaks out on occasion to put a damper on things. Jello kind of freaks me out. I want a boy on a bike. I prefer extreme heat to weather that is even slightly cold. I like to joke around, but I love a serious debate. Sometimes I literally walk outside just to scream and walk right back in. I love to read, but I get so consumed inside a book that I don't put it down until I'm done- even if that means I don't sleep or shower for a day. I speak my mind, sometimes too candidly. I am honest to a fault. I firmly believe that if you can get a Delorean to go 88 mph you can time travel. I have been told that deep down on my insides resides a very gay old man, it's probably true. I have made more than one outfit out of duct tape. I'm very open minded. I like side of the road daisies and sunflowers. I don't know if I believe in love, but I'm hopeful. I think glasses on men are sexy. I like to make up nicknames for everyone I know. I always wanted a guy that could fix my car AND my computer. I like to eat the bottoms of my muffins first so that I can eat the yummy part last, and I try to apply this concept to other areas of my life as well. I'm not religious. I still like to roll down a grassy hill, even though it makes me itch. Sometimes I believe in Santa. I dance in the car, enough to make people stare. I'm pretty sure I was born in the wrong century. I still like to talk into a fan so I sound like a robot. When I get very upset I calm myself by finding a swing set. I'm an idiot when it comes to cars and music. I would marry Scarlett Johanson if she only had a penis. I would love to go into a house of mirrors with a baseball bat- but I'm not generally a destructive person. I love roller coasters. I have never made the first move... I don't know how and I am terrified that I will never learn. Writing with a pencil hurts my nails. I feel naked without earrings. I would totally make it with Trent from Daria. I make the best hamburgers ever. I love swimming. I could watch "The Way We Were" all day everyday. I can't stand wearing shoes. I will travel the world someday. I hate the phone. Clue is the best board game ever. I could eat bread and only bread forever and be fat, happy and satisfied. I wish I had wings, not just because I want to fly, but also because they would look really cool. Also, I would like to be a mermaid (They're real, shuddup). One day, I will ride a motorcycle naked. I like to paint with my hands. I have been broken and sometimes I feel like I'm full of holes... But I'll be okay. Imagination is better than real life. I don't know where I'm going, but I'll do anything to get away from where I've been. I love to dress in costume, and I don't need a reason. I've had the same dream house in my head since I was 6 years old, and I hope one day I find it. I can be cold hearted, but when I love I love with everything I have. I think pants are stupid. I'm in love with my own boobs. I DVR everything I want to watch just so I can skip commercials.. I cannot drive a stick shift. I don't understand fake finger nails. I want to feel comfortable in my own skin again. I worry too much. My favorite color is electric blue. I think you should keep dreaming even if you can't believe dreams come true. I don't have a plan, but I have hope. I'm still learning- everyday. I have a collection of boxes and crates and don't have stuff to put in them. I can't remember what "home" feels like. I hoard clothes. I am agitated by the words "lover" and "hater". And while we're on the subject- "making l...(read more)