James West

Salamanca High School

Class of 2000

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James West - Class of 2000 - Salamanca High School

First Name	James
Last Name	West
Graduation Year	Class of 2000
Gender	Male
Hometown	Salamanca, New York
Relationship Status	In a Relationship
About Me	Well I was born in a manger in Bethelehem. My mother claims to have been a virgin at the time of conception and birth. I have always suspected that she was lying... but it would explain my father's grumpiness. If she were in fact a virgin though, its simple logic to suggest that my parents were not married and I was thus born out of wed lock (which years later will be considered a sin in a book predominantly about me... interesting huh) I grew up... no one really knows what happened during these years but I made several friends. We started a boy band called Me and the apostles... I dated a prostitute for a while, started a cult and convinced everyone that I was the son of God. Because of this I was put to death on the cross. Its kind of embarrasing, but I decide to own it by spreading a crazy rumor that I was dying to cleanse the sins of everyone. (people are so gullable) To enhance my legend I convinced my buddy Paul to remove my body from my tomb after 3 days, making everyone think I dissappeared... ressurected as they call it. I secretly became a solo rap artist, referring to myself as the Holy Ghost... it caught on like wildfire too... people still worship me to this day!!! Oh wait... No... thats ...(read more)