Patricio De Matos

Pembroke High School

Class of 2005

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Patricio De Matos - Class of 2005 - Pembroke High School

First Name	Patricio
Last Name	De Matos
Graduation Year	Class of 2005
Gender	Male
Hometown	Buenos Aires, Argentina
Relationship Status	In a Relationship
About Me	"there are 3 kinds of people: Dicks, pussies and assholes"---Team America I'm a dick. After living in two other countries and a few states, I decided to settle in the beautiful Commonwealth (communist) of Massachusetts. The Commonwealth of Massachusetts is a place in the northeastern United States where nothing is straight, especially the roads. It is the only Autonomous Federated Soviet Republic that survived the collapse of the U.S.S.R. The name is often mispronounced MassiveJewTits (or even MassiveTwoShits). Not even the President gets it right. It is renowned as one of the most humble, self-sacrificing, and manly gay territories in the United States. That doesn't mean it is. Massachusetts is populated primarily by Massholes, who are also the worst drivers ever. They get drunk, drive recklessly, weave among traffic at 25 over the speed limit, and throw litter out the window of their car, which has a busted tail light, confident that their fate will be benign based on the sticker on the rear window that says, "State Troopers are our Best Protection." Communist Hippies thrive in cities such as Northampton and in major colleges like U.Mass. Most of them wear sandals even in winter. Colleges in Boston also house tons of rich kids spending their parents' money with impunity, while learning how to ov...(read more)