Michael Yung Jai

Oconomowoc High School

Class of 1990

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Michael Yung Jai - Class of 1990 - Oconomowoc High School

First Name	Michael
Last Name	Yung Jai
Graduation Year	Class of 1990
Gender	Male
Current Location	Oconomowoc High School
Hometown	Oconomowoc, Wisconsin
Relationship Status	Single
About Me	Verified ✔ Official Success Coach ✔ Verified Laws of the Universe Coach ®║▌│█│║▌║││█║▌ ─ * Executive Film Producer* Love Is the Drug (Alpine Pictures) Dark Honeymoon (Alpine Pictures) Dorothy of Oz(Animated) (Alpine Pictures-Boxofficeproductions) Freaky Deaky (Elmore Leonard) Forbidden Warrior (MGM-Glen Hartford and Daniel Toll.) National Lampoons Stranded-(National Lampoon) Some Fun Facts About Me: I don't need twitter... because I'm already following you! I can squeeze orange juice OUT OF A LEMON! When I do pushups I don't Push myself Up, I Push the Earth Down. When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Me. My tears cure cancer, but too bad i never cry Ever. I don't wear a watch I Decide What Time it Is. My Urine is the Cure to Aids,ADD and Dementia I once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. I am so epic, that I can go to Burger King and get a Big Mac. I never fart, nothing escapes Me! I don't need spell check, spell check needs me. When i play dodge-ball i throw fat kids. When Alexander Graham bell invented the telephone he had 9 missed calls from myself. I can slam a Revolving Door. If you have $100 and I have $100 I still have more money than you do. I get 10% of all of Justin Bieber's earnings because he knows I care. If i bite a Vampire he instantly becomes Asian. I don't get taxed by the Govt. I Tax the Government. IF your Daughter lost her virginity you can Hire me to get it back. Every-time i go for a swim Dolphins Appear. I was once Abducted by Aliens and they asked me to Probe Them. If i gave you directions you would never get lost and arrive five min early. I mail all my letters without postage and it still gets there. When it rains outside it is simply because I am thinking about something sad. I taught a Zebra to Read my Email for me. With a stroke of my goatee women are rendered defenseless. Its not known but a Secret I'm Chuck Norris Surrogate Father. Facebook does surveillance on my profile just to see if I will delete them first. I don't always finish my sentences, but when i do. I lost my virginity before My Father Did. Smooth Jazz was invented when my heart started to beat. People hang on my every word even the prepositions I can speak Hangul (Korean) in Hebrew. I'm a Lover not a Fighter, but I'm also a Fighter so don't get any ideas. If I find you interesting I will charge you ten dollars and you will thank me for it. I once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels. I live vicariously through myself. A List Celebrities ask me to Sign their chest. I am the reason Waldo still hides. If I Add you as a Facebook friend your IQ instantly goes up 10 points. ~Its a 'Relationship' to the Son not an A-Legion to the Sun !~ Me. "The Only thing worse under the Sun other than 'ignorance' is 'willful-ignorance'. " ~ Me ~It is very easy to get some one to 'believe' your way. but quite difficult to get some one to 'live' your way.~ Me. "fear is an illusion that you make real with your thoughts , darkness is an illusion created by the false light, that too only is made real by your own thoughts. The only reality is ~Love~ for it has been real before you ever existed." ~ Me. My People Perish are Destroyed For Lack of Knowledge* ~ Hosea 4:6 I am that, I am... ,___, [O,o] ~Wo_OT! /)__) -"--"- I <3 MY ,-._,-. /)"(/ (_o_) WOOF ! Venture Capitalist/ Angel Investor Independent Executive Film Producer-[Love Is the Drug, Dark Honeymoon, Dorothy of Oz(Animated), Forbidden Warrior, -National Lampoons Stranded] Stand Up Comic -( I love making spoofs and skits and then filming them) Poet, Calligrapher, Abstract -Co temporary-Realist Painter/Artist. Master Sales man/Closer and Corporate Sales Trainer Screenplays, Play-write,Action Comic Cartoonist, Sci-Fi Novelist, Historian, Theologian, Love to study Astronomy, Quantum Physics, Astro-Physics, Cosmology, Alien Technology Writing Praise , Worship Songs and creating the Music. Disciple-Believer-Servant of the Most High. Martial Artist Pugilist * -Judo, Tae Kwon Do, Shorin Ryu-Karate, Ninjitsu, Samurai, Bodu, Wing Chun, Jeet Kune Do, Savate, Wrestling, Jiu Jitsu, Kenpo, At Arms Length, Without Prejudice (UCC 1-308/1-207) and Without Recourse - by Michael-Yung-Jai, An Indigenous, private, natural born, flesh and blood being, Exempt from Levi/Liens Taxes, NOT-FOR-HIRE, NON-COMMERCIAL, NON-US CORPORATE/SUBSIDIARY JUDICIAL Private Traveler, man, Authorized Representative, Secured Party, Executive Administrator and Beneficiary, on the Free and Sovereign Land, on the Free and Sovereign Land and the national country, Pennsylvania state, All Rights, Remedies, Recourse and Levi/Lien/Tax Exemptions Reserved ****PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning--any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/ or the comments made about my photo's or any other "picture" art posted on my profile. 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