Derek Joz

Lancaster High School

Class of 2005

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Derek Joz - Class of 2005 - Lancaster High School

First Name	Derek
Last Name	Joz
Graduation Year	Class of 2005
Gender	Male
Current Location	Lancaster (village), New York
Hometown	Lancaster (village), New York
About Me	I like country music, football, baseball, the good ol USA, cold beer, good whiskey, a fresh tin of dip, the smell of pin tar, the sound of wood bats, and the feel of being on a baseball diamond under the lights. I grew up stomping through the woods, shooting guns, bailing hay, and working my balls off to get what i have. I am my own man, i stand on my own two feet and i stand for what i believe in. What do i believe in? Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, ...(read more)