Joe Salzburg

H.d. Jacobs High School

Class of 1985

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First Name	Joe
Last Name	Salzburg
Graduation Year	Class of 1985
Gender	Male
Current Location	McHenry, Illinois
Relationship Status	Single
About Me	I have learned in life that helping people financially can be big mistake... You give them your heart and everything else including putting yourself into serious debt and trouble. Then when the tide turns and you are in desperate need of help, that person turns their head and basically forgets about you, especially when they owe you so much in return. Their responsibility to pay you back goes on the backburner or they have the hope you may simply forget about what they owe you while at the same time they spend money as they wish. I am creative, witty, charming and conscientious of my fellow man and their thoughts and feelings. Now if you buy that load of crap, I've got a bushel of potato chips shaped like famous people's heads to sell on Ebay! No really I do. Would you like a George Bush Potato Chip? There is a BIG "Hole" in the middle of the head! It's FANTASTICALLY SURREAL! That was my moment to vent... Obviously I have a sharp wit and good sense of humor... Don't believe me? Fine. %^$$^@# Bastard! Who asked you? As much as I try to and I am told not to, I will always try to please everyone... Am I on crack? QUICK BRING THE JUICE! I am a Gearhead in the true'est form... More ...(read more)