Josh Greenwald

Eleanor Roosevelt High School

Class of 2010

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Josh Greenwald - Class of 2010 - Eleanor Roosevelt High School

First Name	Josh
Last Name	Greenwald
Graduation Year	Class of 2010
Gender	Male
Current Location	New York, New York
Hometown	Bowie, Maryland
Relationship Status	Single
About Me	How can I be this smart, good looking, funny, nice and great all at the same time? The world may never know. :) And I'm not conceited at all, to boot. I'm just gonna put Ricky Gervais (and other other good) quotes here. RG: Yeah, I'm an atheist. I mean...if there is a God...why did he make me an atheist? That was his first mistake. Actually, the Snake in the garden was his first mistake, but whatever. I told you, I'm really clever. RG: No. No, I don't want to go into it, but I'm not built. I'm 5 foot 8, it's all in proportion. Plus, if I was, it would just look weird. I'd faint when I got an erection, it's be so big. I mean, I'm not, I'm not incredibly small, but if you saw me you'd be like "Oh, look there's an averaged size penis." Now my balls, those are huge. Teacher: Principal Stanford, this boy was sleeping in my class. Asian Kid: I wasn't sleeping! I'm fucking asian! Ryan: It's fine for your voice to crack unless you're playing a Nazi. Caitlin (via a FB status): It made me wonder how many times we forgive just because we don't want to lose someone, even if they don't deserve our forgiveness. Andy: Who built this set?? Donna: Imaginary, invisible catholic friends suck. Zack Whedon: Yeah but I played the fuck out of that part. Andy: This might be a good time for me to sit on the couch and put my hand down my pants. And these are quotes from the Aloniz! final party sleepover/thingiemabobber. Josh: Tim, your head is like a boulder rolling down Indiana Jones' spine. Josh: Well I'm a republican. Anna: No, my bed isn't allowed to have political affiliations. Michael: Remember that time when Josh was like "I'm a republican? And then Anna was like "No, my bed can't be a republican!" Tim Baeder: How about we play the "shut the fuck up" game? Josh: No, there are only two things that don't exist. Dragons and the Holocaust. Abby: My eyes are fields of lettuce. Josh: Hey, have you seen Naveed? Anna: Yeah! I'm going to prom with him! Josh, No, no you're not. Anna: What? yeah, I am. He asked me. We're going! Josh: No, remember, your parents said no? Anna: Really? Well that sucks. Michael: Praise Mick! Josh: I'm not racist. I'm just truthful! Eliot: Peter Piper picked a poo! Josh: It's true, your voice is like honey on thunder, Mike. Justin: Yeah, it's smooth and boom boom. Anna: You're Brock O'Justin! Moses: So what if Hitler shows up? Josh: I'll go out front and save us. Anna: How? Josh: I'd take a bomb. I'd blow us both up and that would create a barrier between us and them. Eliot: Anna, don't go anywhere, you're too stupid. Josh: Winnie the Booh. Winnie the Booh. And Biglet too. Anna: Josh, it's Piglet. And Winnie the POOH. Justin: What if there was an ACTUAL owl city, where owls and fireflies could coexist? Josh: And the Fireflies would eat the owls! Abby: That already exists. It's called a forest! Eliot: You can't drive a mini cooper in a forest. Josh: Hey. Hey Tim? Do you find the term "ginger" offensive? Tim: Yes. Very. Josh: Do you find being a ginger offensive? Tim: No, not really. Josh: If you could be anything other than Ginger, would you switch IMMEDIATELY? Tim: Would you want to be something other than Jewish? Huh? Huh? Josh: Well during the 1940's, I'm pretty sure I would've wanted to be anything BUT Jewish. You know what I'm talking about. Eh? Eh? Abby: Sometimes when it's cold and rainy outside, I get some food. And I get some taquitos. And the a Mexican gives it to me. And then they mow my lawn. Tuh-ta-taquitos. Tuh-ta-taquitos. Josh: Ok, so the ballad of Paul Turner. So, it was back in 1990, and... Justin: Wait, he's really old! Josh: Shut up, now you've ruined it. So, it was 1989 and two parents were having sex. One of them was a white man, and one was a black woman. He was born and he had a unicycle... Abby: OH! I have a thing, I went to Church with him for three years! Josh: Shut the fuck up, that's not yet. Ok, he came out of the womb and he was riding a unicycle. And he had two black arms and no one liked him because of them. Justin: Wait, what color was the rest of him? Josh: Just go with it!! So he was born and went to Heather Hills Elementary School and no one was friends with him because.... Anna: Wait, I thought we liked him? Josh: No, in elementary school. No one liked him because he had an afro. An afro. Which comes from the word Nascar. Anna: L...(read more)