Kathryn Jacobs

Eisenhower High School

Class of 2005

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Kathryn Jacobs - Class of 2005 - Eisenhower High School

First Name	Kathryn
Last Name	Jacobs
Graduation Year	Class of 2005
Gender	Female
Relationship Status	Married
About Me	"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and i had to eat Him."-Max Savage "Verbing weirds language."-Calvin "If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it."-Hobbes "When the rich wage war it's the poor who die"-Linkin Park "Artists use lies to uncover the truth. Politicians use lies to cover the truth up." "Acting is like sex, it should be done and not talked about." And this is why Canada rocks the world... Smarties Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp The size of our footballs fields and one less down Baseball is Canadian Lacrosse is Canadian Hockey is Canadian Basketball is Canadian Apple pie is Canadian Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure.. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. We don't marry our kin-folk. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it. And we don't bomb our allie...(read more)