Brian Whittaker

Delaware Academy High School

Class of 2005

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Brian Whittaker - Class of 2005 - Delaware Academy High School

First Name	Brian
Last Name	Whittaker
Graduation Year	Class of 2005
Gender	Male
Current Location	Delhi, New York
Hometown	Delhi, New York
Relationship Status	Single
About Me	I'm Brian. :) As you can tell from my pic I'm pretty much a badass. Except I'm not bad. And I don't have an ass. I'm a normal guy. At least I think so. But a serial killer probably thinks they're normal too. I'm not a serial killer though (or a serial rapist despite the rumors at that old folks home). I have been thinking about getting into serial tickling lately though. I'm in love with Zooey Deschanel! (I put this here because there are 2 kinds of people in this world: Zooey lovers and non-Zooey lovers. Best this is out in the open now.) I'm a hopeless romantic. But I'm also silly and playful. I'd take my love for a long romantic walk on the beach, then have a splash fight on the edge of the water, then lay down there for a more romantic activity ;), then I'd shove sand down her butt crack, then we'd crawl farther up and lay together and look at the stars coming out, then point out which constellations look like penises, then sleep in each others' arms as crabs came out to eat us. I've never smoked, never drank, and never done drugs and never will. I drink juice boxes at parties (the juice has a full serving of fruits and veggies in it!). :) I'm a vegetarian and am into animal rights. No meat since 2002. I'm very very left wing (on basically any issue you could think of: pro-feminism (radical feminist), pro-gay, anti-gun, pro-choice, etc.). I'm registered Democrat (so I can vote in Primaries) but I'm a socialist. Little 's', NOT big 'S' like the Soviet Union, Cuba, North Korea, or China. In true socialism money wouldn't be used at all: you get as much as you work for, so the coal miner would be on top and the CEO on bottom. (sounds like a strange role-play) I'm Agnostic. I believe there is no way to know if there's a God. So I just live well and good on my own terms. As an Agnostic I pray to a butt on a fence. I'm very very open-minded. I never judge anyone. Ever. It doesn't even occur to me to do so. I don't talk about people behind their backs. I don't belittle people. I treat everyone with kindness. But I'm not a push-over. I will not compromise my principles. I can have social anxiety sometimes, but once you get to know me I can be a real firecracker (I explode in your hands ;D). I think I'm getting over my SAD though, bit by bit. I'm 1/4 Irish (dad's dad's parents came over), I'm 1/4 Finnish (dad's mom's parents came over [I think]), Scottish, Welsh (ancestor came over in the 1630's), Native American from 2 tribes, and who knows what else. My birthday is October 3rd. My favorite color is green. My twitter is @Bredwh. I've always varied between wanting to be an actor or a genetic engineer. After high school I wanted to be an actor and was going to go to NY Film Academy for acting but it's unaccredited so I couldn't get government aid and it was way too expensive. So I did nothing for a year. I was cajoled into going to the community college in my town SUNY Delhi and graduated with an A.S. in Liberal Arts: Science with the intention to transfer somewhere to pursue genetic engineering. But I realized I hated college, even though I aced most of my classes. I had acted at Delhi though and so with the acting bug infecting me again I auditioned for an acting school, The New York Conservatory of Dramatic Arts: School of Film and Television. They are super selective (150 out of 10,000 I believe, from all over the world) and I didn't get in. They wanted me for the intensive summer program but it was 16 hour days and I got freaked out about living in the city alone. So I did nothing for another year. Caving to further family pressure I eventually went to a nearby university and got a B.S. in Mass Communications: Production (movie making, TV production, etc.) at SUNY Oneonta. I immediately returned to that wonderful place and got a B.S. in Theatre at SUCO because having experienced a bit of their program while still a Mass Comm major by being in plays I wanted more. Much more. It was fantastic and amazing, but tough. I intend to be an actor, director, screenwriter, singer, stand-up comic/comedian, writer. And maybe late night talk show host, comic book writer, comic book artist, inventor, president of the United States, ruler of Earth, ruler of the galaxy, superhero, doctor, detective and probably many more things I can't think of right now. I also intend to study genetic engineering on my own (to make myself into aforementioned superhero). I'd like to travel around the world, going where the wind takes me, moving from place to place, getting into adventures, sleeping under the stars, getting odd jobs here and there. Just "walk the Earth". I am incredibly sma...(read more)