Deerfield High School Alumni
Deerfield, Illinois (IL)
James Wackenhut
Deerfield High School
Class of 1993
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JAMES' PROFILE
| First Name | James |
| Last Name | Wackenhut |
| Graduation Year | Class of 1993 |
| Gender | Male |
| City | N/A |
| State/Province | IL |
| Country | United States |
| Occupation | Animal Control Liason |
| Married | Yes |
| Favorite School Memory | Hunting crows and geese on the back 40 with a ball-peen hammer! Teaching my pet Poitou donkey Akhenaten in the attack dogs skills of Schutzhund. The sweat and tears I dedicated to become a drum major and yet completely failing to grasp even the simplest concepts or successfully complete eve...(read more) |
| About Me | Under my leadership the feral cat population in southern Illinois has been reduced by several orders of magnitude and continues to be slashed by my departments telling blows. We are tearing removing this threat to our ecosystems root and branch. Or branch and root to you Halliburton conspiracy folks. Our anti-feline strategies continually wrong foot the feral cat colonies and they are now totally incapable of regaining the initiative. They fall in windrows before the reaper- my modifed 1991 GMC Sonoma. Our program is so successful that the Saline County tax payers funded a purpose built 24,000 square foot abattoir in order to deal with the daily haul of feral cats. It is an all new facility and replaced the converted pork rendering plant we were using before. I am petitioning the governors of several midwestern states and a small European principality to allow us to harvest Canadian Geese and the Ring-Billed Gull (the common sea gull) population for fresh meat. They are tame and conditioned to fall like wheat before the scythe. We can use them for school lunch programs and to feed dissipated derelicts and the work shy. Getting the geese out of the office parks will give us a new source of potable water in the cleaned up retention ponds that dot these facilities. The animal control abattoir facilities in Saline County were designed to be dual purpose. They can be modified for processing gull and goose flesh in short order. This will also please the skeptics in Saline County who refer to our feral cat abattoir as the Carrier Mills Kitty Mill or the "CC...(read more) |
Class of 1993 Alumni
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Class of 1973
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Class of 1994
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Class of 1969
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Class of 1983
Dick Deitos
Class of 1973
Robert Stern
Class of 1972
Beth Fishman
Class of 1992
Tim Poland
Class of 1978
Susan Derby
Class of 1967
Michael Augenstein
Class of 1969
Carl Firestone
Class of 2006
Patricia Mackin
Class of 1981
Andrea Schultz
Class of 1983
Cheryl Steiger
Class of 1976
Matt Miller
Class of 1992
James Lamar
Class of 2002
Kathy Linster
Class of 1976
Steve Rivi
Class of 1978
Recent Class of 1993 Reunions
Plan a Class of 1993 Reunion for Free
Class of 1973 - 40 Year Reunion
Invited Classes: All Classes
Date: Oct 04, 2013
Description: Mark DeBolt is Coordinating this Event Posted Here by Kathy Howard Layton. For more information, please visit the event ...(read more)