Washington Miguel

Curtis High School

Class of 1993

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Washington Miguel - Class of 1993 - Curtis High School

First Name	Washington
Last Name	Miguel
Graduation Year	Class of 1993
Gender	Male
Current Location	University Place, Washington
Hometown	Steilacoom, Washington
About Me	I'm Filipino, and I take karaoke very seriously. The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum....(read more)