Jennifer Medford

Carl Harrison High School

Class of 2007

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Jennifer Medford - Class of 2007 - Carl Harrison High School

First Name	Jennifer
Last Name	Medford
Graduation Year	Class of 2007
Gender	Female
Current Location	Dallas, Georgia
Hometown	Decatur, Georgia
Relationship Status	In a Relationship
About Me	My name is Jennifer Marie Medford, in case you didn't already know... I have many nicknames, including Skittles, Tits McGee, Boobs, Jenn, Jenny, Jenny-Marie, and Jennypennyfer, to list a few. I'm Swedish (I do speak some Swedish, though it isn't very good.), German, Native American, and Irish. My mom's from Sweden, and my dad's from New Jersey. I have a brother, Joshua, he's two years younger than me. I have a dog, Cammy, and two cats, Bubbles and Angel. I have an amazing boyfriend, Tyler and our first child, Archer Phoenix is due August 25, 2013; we are beyond excited for him to be born. She whispered, 'Will it hurt me?' 'Of course not,' answered he, 'It's a very simple process, You can rely on me.' She said, 'I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore.' It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes, It was hurting quite a bit now, It must have been a size. 'Calm yourself,' he whispered, His face filled with a grin, 'Try and open wider So I can get it in.' 'It's coming now,' he whispered; 'I know,' she cried in bliss; Feeling it deep within her now She said, 'I'm glad I'm having this.' And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout, He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contented, Sighed and gave a smile; She said, 'I'm glad I came now, You made it worth my while.' Now if you read this carefully, The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined; It's just your dirty mind! (This poem is pretty much how I think, everything sounds preverted. lol) A big Indian chief went to his local pharmacy and told the clerk: "Last night me Fck squaw. Left nut go oomph, right nut go oomph, dck go oomph, condom go BOOM!" The clerk was quiet impressed by this sexual feat, so he grabbed a packet of extra-strength condoms from the self, gave them to the chief and told him to report back on how they worked. The next day the chief returned to the pharmacy, and told the clerk gruffly: "Last night me fck squaw> Left nut go oomph, right nut go oomph, dck go oomph, condom go BOOM!" Since the chief's powerful ejaculation had already blown off two different makes of condom, the clerk didn't know what to suggest. Then he remembered a box of prototype condoms that were kept in a locked box. The label on the box read: This is a joint effort between Goodyear and Michelin. This condom is steel belted and should only be used in extreme circumstances." So the clerk handed one of the condoms to the chief, and asked him to report back on whether it worked. The next day the chief limped in to the pharmacy on crutches with a shotgun under his arm, and stormed up to the clerk. "Sht!" thought the clerk. "That super-strong condom obviously didn't hold him either!" The chief yelled: "Last night me fck squaw. Left nut go oomph, right nut go oomph, d*ck go oomph, condom go oomph ... left nut go BOOM!" This joke is courtesy of a really funny book. The Mammoth Book of Dirty...(read more)