Rhett Alvord

Capital High School

Class of 2008

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Rhett Alvord - Class of 2008 - Capital High School

First Name	Rhett
Last Name	Alvord
Graduation Year	Class of 2008
Gender	Male
Relationship Status	In a Relationship
About Me	im a badass i basically wake up in the morning and piss excellence. i am a what most would call a "STUD MUFFIN". standing at 5ft 7.5inches and waying in at 185lbs i am basically a sculpture forged from twisted steal and sex appeal. as the legend is told if you catch me in a perfect light or in my transformer mode i can appear to be zues but this is just what i've herd from the lower swine of humans who claim to know my true identity. i have many talents most envolve never coming in 2nd as you know there are winners and loosers in life and well god would never do such a horrible thing to me. i have become a master in the art of war. when in battle i basically spread carnage to the enemy like candy that is tossed from santas slay in the christmas parades. i also with simple observations and by studying the female sex have become what can only be described as a "LADIES MAN". i try to make things fare by coming off as a jerk or uninterested but have come to relize that i am just to irresistable and for some reason make every woman who is atleast a 9.5 on the hot-o-meter lust for me and become physically starving for both my attention and time. i am most interested in my personal success and development. i am constantly reminded by the unfortunet peers who cling to my shadow that i am gods gift to man kind. to be honest the only thing stopping me from universal power is the fact that i can not figure out a way to produce an allways playing theme song that is of course "EVERY DAY IM HUSTLEN" by rick ross a true boss and good friend of mine and trump himself. i have many hobbies such as lifting weights, looking at myself in the mirror frequently, arm wrestling, 1st person shooter champion, yoyo pro, sex, fishing, hunting, shooting guns in generale, solitare, risk dominator, longest farts, story telling and eating man foods like steaks, bruaghts, grilled cheese and tomato soup, jack in the box and of course the allways quenching beer, frazzles, and protien shakes and the true drink of the gods REDBULL . in my past time i usually entertain myself by follow football closely. i wont explain why bsu is the best teIm. just know that we have a blue field and it is strategically located not only in the best country in the world the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA but it is ironically built in that nations most beautiful state IDAHO. along with watching football there is music the true language of the soul. i feel that we as humans are failing by allowing stereos to have an adjustable volume control. there should only be an on button with a simple setting that says ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL!!!!. this could also be displayed by the number 11 wich is exzactly one level louder than any amp ever built. on the flip 60% of the crap that i hear people calling music these days shoud only be aloud to be played to terrorists in interigations. also there should be a constitutional law written elimanating horrible music and shity sound systems that in the back of your car make more rattling noises than the bass that it was designed to make. my style consists of most simple and clean looking solide colors. a standard black t-shirt and a badass pair of lucky jeans with a edgy belt and a pair of chuck tailor allstars toped off with a single eccessory such as sunglasses, hat, watch. also a flannel literally is the best piece of clothing second to jeans every mande. this is probably the only thing that allows you to retain your man hood and repel all of the society created TRENDS that some how have made there way into the stores of the u.s and rotted the manlyness of comfort, simplicity and masculinity. i would also like to coment on ug boots, spandex for pants, giagantic sunglasses and one piece swimsuits....WTF! enough said. finally i would like to close by saying that i am glade that you have joined my enormous and badass circle of friends i am glade to know you and look forward to sharing retarded and useless comments, pictures, pokes and likes. if you are just reading this and have not requested my friend ship you are either a late joiner or a stalker wich is probably more likely. my name is RHETT JOEY MOTHER F@(KING ALVORD AKA RHETTBO and i am a true patriot. i'll catch yo...(read more)