John Eggett

Bountiful High School

Class of 1997

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First Name	John
Last Name	Eggett
Graduation Year	Class of 1997
Gender	Male
Current Location	Jackson, Wyoming
Hometown	Bountiful, Utah
Relationship Status	Married
About Me	I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT! I am average height (6'12") I once ate my weight at Godfather's Pizza, it was around the same time that Michael Jackson stopped by my house, to use the bathroom.(R.I.P.) I make my own hats out of old coffee cans and a little bit of glitter. I am crafty, like Martha Stewart, only with a longer prison record... I enjoy long walks off short piers at the beach I enjoy typing stupid comments about myself, in a lame attempt to be funny and/or get laid. I have really weird looking balls. Some people say I look like Denzel Washington or George Washington. I slap immigrants around, y'know,...to teach 'em a lesson. I slept with Paris Hilton, well not really Paris Hilton, but was some dumb blonde girl with a lazy eye...well not really a blonde girl, it was a homeless man, but he did have a lazy eye, so really pretty much the same thing. I can fart the National Anthem...GOD BLESS AMERICA! I grew up on a farm, where I learned how to milk dandelions. I think O.J. is only guilty of being an excellent football player. I know a guy who once literally shit his pants ...(read more)