Aragon High School Alumni
San Mateo, California (CA)
Misha Marotta-jaenecke
Aragon High School
Class of 2000
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MISHA'S PROFILE
| First Name | Misha |
| Last Name | Marotta-jaenecke |
| Graduation Year | Class of 2000 |
| Gender | Male |
| Hometown | San Mateo, California |
| Relationship Status | Single |
| About Me | I was born on February 5th, 1982. I was an average height and body fat %, but for some reason I weighed 10 pounds. My head circumferance was off the charts big. I looked like Charlie Brown for the first half of my life. My head is still extremely large, but the rest of my body has finally grown into it. I spent my childhood on the mean streets of South side San Mateo. I started a gang, and the two of us ruled Indian Springs Park. It was there where I had my first run in with the law. Apparently, 8 year olds weren't allowed to have a fire in the fire pit. I continue to my days at Laurel Elementary School where the beginnings of a long rap sheet from the Rat Six Pack originated. We conspired to pay for post office boxes with our wealthy friend Patrick's money so that we'd have a place to send the magazines after we subscribed to Playboy magazine. Our turf was our school and the adjascent creek, and nobody dared enter without paying their dues. My story continues to Abbott Middle School where I went 5-1-1 as an amatuer boxer. Word spread of my abilities, so I was recruited to Aragon High School. Unfortunately, I had the foresight that I would brake my hand on a shit talking wall in my future, so I had to cut my boxing career short. At Aragon I became a famous actor, mute singer, and established a strong political career. I also perfected my skills as a salesman by convincing teachers to give me grades I didn't deserve. After Highschool I decided to tour the highly regarded junior colleges of the San Francisco peninsula. Aside from the daily work routine, I have travelled to many places: In Hawaii I watched men dance with fire, snorkled, climbed volcanoes and the Stairway to Heaven, and found out that my mother doesn't love me and tried to leave me there. In Italy I met family members, gained weight, and learned how to "stroll." In France I gained the priceless knowledge that I don't like the French. In Indonesia I fed Monkeys and learned archery. In Mexico I climbed the pyramids at Chicha Nitza (sp?) and watched my aforementioned unloving mom down Tequila Shooters with her friend. I also conned a man to sell me a box for less than he probably paid for it... long story, but a true con. I listened to stories of people getting hit by busses in Chile. In Las Vegas I drank Crystal in the VIP section whilst lying to people about whether or not my friends and I were in a band. In San Diego I recieved oral sex on Pacific Beach from a girl who's name I have forgotten, and I found a plastic owl which I burned later. In Orlando I took part in drinking the largest Hurricane in the world with an 80 year old woman. In New Orleans I saw countless boobies and a few alligators. I New York I learned that Adrien Brody's nose really does look that bad, and there are many things in museums that shouldn't be in museums. I have driven across the United States three times and I know now, from experience, that San Francisco is the greatest city in the country. In the future I plan to become so important that when people talk about me they say things like; "He's pretty important," or "I don't know if you realize how... important... he really is." Presently, I am working to find a cure for cancer, cirrosis, and STD's. All of them. I also think about saving starving children. I haven't actually saved any, but I feel rewarded by at least thinking about it, which is better tha...(read more) |
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