Sari Smith

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First Name	Sari
Last Name	Smith
Graduation Year	Class of (Faculty)
Gender	Female
Current Location	Anchorage, Alaska
Hometown	Anchorage, Alaska
Relationship Status	Married
About Me	Two turtles go camping and pack a cooler full of sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener. The first turtle turns to the second and says, "You've got to go back and get the opener or else we have no beer." "No way!' Says the second turtle, "By the time I get back you'll have eaten all the food!" "I promise I wont," says the first turtle, "Just hurry." Nine full days pass, and there's still no sign of the second turtle, exasperated and starving, the first turtle digs into the sandwiches. Suddenly the second turtle pops out from behind a rock and s...(read more)