Oxford Hills Comp High School Alumni

South Paris, Maine (ME)

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Dave Perham

Class of 1976

Three trail hands were sitting around the fire after a long day of riding herd, chewing the fat and digesting their beans. Slim, from California, suddenly starts a-bragging on how tough he is:
"I reckon I'm the meanest, toughest, BADDEST cowboy there ever was!" he drawled. "Why two weeks back, during branding, Ol' Fireball the bull got loose and gored six wranglers afore I come along. I throwed that bull, hog tied him then castrated him with my teeth!"
Sully, from Idaho, was not to be outdone: "Heck, that's nothin'" he exclaimed. "Just yesterday I was coming down the trail when a fifteen foot diamondback rattlesnake rared back and tried to bite me. I grabbed that sucker behind the jaws, bit off his head and drank the venom with my morning coffee! HAH, top THAT, prettyboys!"
Rocky, a Maine boy by birth, said nothing; nothing at all...he just stood there quietly stirring the fire with his penis.

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